Dear internet, Today there was one of those Squirrels in the yard. I spotted it right away (Being a sight-hound and all)... Look at that little tree rat, chattering at me. One of these days, he's going to make a mistake. He's going to jump too far, or chatter too much, and he's going to hit the yard. When he does, I will be there waiting, and then we will see who will be chattering... Laugh while you can squirrel. Your days are numbered. - Merlin